Is it mandatory I include the word "rule" in the title?

random9@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 563 points –
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When GOD gives you LEMONS

YOU FIND A NEW GOD

GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE

I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.

Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.

There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!

The second one was my favorite.

yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put "rule" in the title we’ll boil you alive.

Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?

No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.

In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

You don't read the sidebar before posting to a community?

I do, not always in detail if they're too long - but this one isn't, and the sidebar here actually doesn't say anything about incorporating the word "Rule" in your post title.

The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.

It's preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn't a sidebar, but that's not your fault lmao

It's more of a tradition than a rule. The "rule" that we're referring to is that you have to post before you leave

I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.

Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they're exploiting that fact for profit. It's not even your lemonade!

I don't see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.

When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.

You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.