Soldier rule

MacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 202 points –
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He discovered his fursona! Good for him, good for him.

there are healthier outlets for it, though!

This brings me back to when I was 15. My first sona was a jackal soldier (side-striped jackal, to be precise), and I even wrote edgy stories about anthros being banned from the human army, so when war broke out, he went on a one-man (one-anthro?) sniper mission. I don't think I ever uploaded any of them, but they were terrible anyway. I guess I was just a kid having fun, and I've certainly changed a lot since then :3c

Fuckin furries.

I'm proud of you, taking one for the team, so we don't have to fuck them (as much).

Don't fuck with me especially before I wash my pretty face with my cetafil awoooo

I misread "talking shit to a soldier" as "taking a shit in the shower" and was like "Yeah, I'd be mad too."

Dude there are wars eat your fucking heart out man

I thought this was some humanoid donkey before I read the prose. After reading, I guess I was still right in a way.

... ok, but which hole is the 'den' that doggo emerges from??

soldier every day you leave the dfac with your stomach intact is a battle hard fought 🫑🫑🫑