Put a stick in those and they'd sell like hotcakes.
There's a legendary roadside place near where I grew up that did pretty much that. Hot dogs deep fried in funnel cake batter. Everyone knows the Dipdog
Why not just sell hotcakes, then? It'd be simpler.
That's my go to alternate version of WTF but that's my first time seeing it laid on top of an image of the Colonel and I can't stop fucking laughing