Fun fact: crocs are the perfect size for elevating a dachshund to sausage pope. This is pope Ruby

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I mean, I was fine with my previous religion, but whatever... Hail Pope Rudy!

this is the best thing I have seen in my entire life so far

Pope Ruby is welcome to go on a crusade against me any time she likes, as long as it is a kisses crusade.

Her favorite method of popely justice is the face missile, where she calls upon the will of the gods to launch her small furry body at Mach one right at your face. Never missed

Sounds like my kind of dog!

I've been away from home for a week now and my wife hates getting kisses, but my dogs won't let her escape since I'm not around to receive them.