Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 504 points – 6 months ago21Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld1800-800-OLÉ It would be funnier if they all had the same number.I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?Hard yes.Aren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.Or at least the same number of numbers.I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatmentrare example of real life shit postConfuse-A-Cat Limited Incorporating Amaze-A-Vole LTD. Stun-A-Stoat LTD. Puzzle-A-Puma LTD. Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD. Bewilderebeest INC. Distract-A-BeeSquirrel matador... If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.Guess it's in Wakefield, UKI'm going with AustraliaActually, that's just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don't juggle frogs, sorry. Those are some big-ass staples.I think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.Looks more like something tied around the pole to meBoys are back in townI was a chicken tender for a few yearsBetter ketchup to the present.please don't
1800-800-OLÉ It would be funnier if they all had the same number.I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?Hard yes.Aren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.Or at least the same number of numbers.I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment
I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?Hard yes.Aren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
Confuse-A-Cat Limited Incorporating Amaze-A-Vole LTD. Stun-A-Stoat LTD. Puzzle-A-Puma LTD. Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD. Bewilderebeest INC. Distract-A-Bee
Those are some big-ass staples.I think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
1800-800-OLÉ
It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
Hard yes.
Aren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?
They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
Or at least the same number of numbers.
I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment
rare example of real life shit post
Confuse-A-Cat Limited
Incorporating
Amaze-A-Vole LTD.
Stun-A-Stoat LTD.
Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.
Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD.
Bewilderebeest INC.
Distract-A-Bee
Squirrel matador... If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.
Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.
Guess it's in Wakefield, UK
I'm going with Australia
Actually, that's just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don't juggle frogs, sorry.
Those are some big-ass staples.
I think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
Boys are back in town
I was a chicken tender for a few years
Better ketchup to the present.
please don't