"Don't Be Weak and Gay," a Missouri GOP Candidate Tells Voters in a New Campaign Ad

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"Don't Be Weak and Gay," a Missouri GOP Candidate Tells Voters in a New Campaign Ad
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Be strong and gay. Got it.

Can I be average and Pan?

If you're pan you've got to be either cast iron or stainless steel. We don't have any averages in the pan community. We're all superb.

Teflon is non stick!

Just what you want in sex!

Ehh I think we're supposed to steer clear of Teflon because it's a PFAS and those might be bad? I mean you do you but still.

They also can't handle high heat, aren't dishwasher or oven safe, and shouldn't be used with metal implements. Teflon is rubbish.

Copper pans are great as well, properly cared for they will last for generations, just like cast iron and stainless. Also they look cool.

You can be whatever you want. This bitch isn't the boss of you!

The lgbt can't be harmed if the gays are armed