How I dateMubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1065 points – 4 months ago69Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsThis would unironically work on meI mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine soBonus pointsWe call those "marital aids"What are you gonna do? Shoot me?Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.SHUDDERSTbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck[citation needed]Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - Holzkohlen@feddit.deHow dare youGW BASIC or GTFOYour loss!The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue."But you didn't tell me the safe word" "That's not the safe word either"This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
This would unironically work on meI mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine soBonus pointsWe call those "marital aids"What are you gonna do? Shoot me?Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.SHUDDERSTbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck[citation needed]Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - Holzkohlen@feddit.deHow dare youGW BASIC or GTFOYour loss!The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue."But you didn't tell me the safe word" "That's not the safe word either"This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine soBonus pointsWe call those "marital aids"What are you gonna do? Shoot me?Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.SHUDDERSTbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck[citation needed]Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - Holzkohlen@feddit.deHow dare youGW BASIC or GTFOYour loss!
Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck[citation needed]Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - Holzkohlen@feddit.deHow dare youGW BASIC or GTFO
[citation needed]Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - Holzkohlen@feddit.de
The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue."But you didn't tell me the safe word" "That's not the safe word either"This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue."But you didn't tell me the safe word" "That's not the safe word either"This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
This would unironically work on me
I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine so
Bonus points
We call those "marital aids"
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
SHUDDERS
Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
[citation needed]
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
- Holzkohlen@feddit.de
How dare you
GW BASIC or GTFO
Your loss!
The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue.
"But you didn't tell me the safe word"
"That's not the safe word either"
This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an
unsafeword instead.