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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1065 points –
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This would unironically work on me

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue.

"But you didn't tell me the safe word"

"That's not the safe word either"

This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

*Haskell

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

I don't have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet...

I don't get the "take off your shoes" part. Is this a meme I have missed?

I assume it's because many people outside the USA are accustomed to taking off their shoes when entering a house or apartment.

We take off our shoes here. At least I do. What kind of filthy animals want dirt on their floors?

If you watch American shows or movies, people always wear shoes in houses and even on sofas. I think the assumption originates from there.

My (we're Russian) mom always said it was because true cowboys know that if you take them off a scorpion could crawl in, so better safe than sorry

They even go to the bathroom and bedroom with their shoes. Un-fucking-believable

The pointed gun and Rust is giving me Alec Baldwin vibes, especially in the context of Netflix. Then I realized what instance I had landed in from All.

I wish someone would teach me Rust (or programming in general)