I put a can of Guinness into the fridge today and noticed there is something solid rattling around in it. And now I'm scared to open it and find out what it is.
That's what the CIA wants you to think! It's actually a kinder surprise.
That would be no problem either since I'm not in the US. I'm perfectly allowed to swallow and choke on a little toys...
You are too afraid to open up a Guinness can to find out what the hell is in there
I'm too afraid to open up a Guinness can because I'm afraid it won't be accepted by the can/bottle deposit machine afterwards
We're not the same
/meme
Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?
It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.
They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate
Or maybe this is made up
Or maybe this is made up
Nuh uh.
Source: I was the horse
RIP
Rest In Pieces inside that man's mouth
Yumm, cremated horsecock.
mr hands is that you?
Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.
? horses are very strong, like 1HP+
Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX
isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS
what do you think?
If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we're good. I'd say cosplay Oblivion's nightmare and make them not die but....
I put a can of Guinness into the fridge today and noticed there is something solid rattling around in it. And now I'm scared to open it and find out what it is.
https://draftmag.com/ball-in-guinness-can/
Hey thank you!! I really had no idea.
Lol nw! I was surprised too when I first bought the cans in college.
That article seems ai generated.
it's either AI generated or written by someone who has to meet a minimum word quota and desperately wishes for another job
If you’re not joking, it’s the widget. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widget_(beer)
It's just the foam bullshit thing, you're good
That's what the CIA wants you to think! It's actually a kinder surprise.
That would be no problem either since I'm not in the US. I'm perfectly allowed to swallow and choke on a little toys...
You are too afraid to open up a Guinness can to find out what the hell is in there
I'm too afraid to open up a Guinness can because I'm afraid it won't be accepted by the can/bottle deposit machine afterwards
We're not the same
/meme
Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?
It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.
They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate
Or maybe this is made up
Nuh uh.
Source: I was the horse
RIP
Rest In Pieces inside that man's mouth
Yumm, cremated horsecock.
mr hands is that you?
Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.
? horses are very strong, like 1HP+
Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX
isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS
what do you think?
If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we're good. I'd say cosplay Oblivion's nightmare and make them not die but....
More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP
Somebody has that reaction meme at the end?
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/23503188
Reverse image searched it and uploaded it to !reactionmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com.
Deeply appreciated!
I lold at that, too :)