Coyote

TigerClawTV@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 602 points –
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Wait... MOST?!?!?

Fake, I'm a coyote and I can read this quite clearly..

There are literate coyotes just like you, but they are sadly a minority. Coyote's education is very overlooked by the government

Running people across the border takes time away from school? And governments generally look down on it.

I've also heard ferrets are terrible at Cribbage, but I'm not a scientist.

I'm pretty sure that one's been solidly proven in a long series of double blind tests, over a large, international, sample.

The problem is the result was also in company interest so many people think, without reading the papers themselves, that the money swayed the research and it can't be trusted - despite multiple peer review and publication in most respected journals.

The real problem is the illegal ferret cribbage rings, whose benefactors seed 4chan and other sites rumours of the illegitimacy of the ferret cribbage research.

But you shouldn't trust me, a stranger on the internet, on these matters. Who knows - I could be a shill for Big Weasel!

100% is greater than 50%. Got it.