Who would win, all the lions or all the bees?

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 21 points –

There's just too many ants for it to be fair.

EDIT: sorry guys post cancelled I forgot bees could sting

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Why do you guys want to kill these lions so bad???

Honestly im trying to find something that the lions can win in but it's not easy

Humans. If we don't have weapons, we would go down SOOOO fast.

Lions are literally losing to us as we speak, and a significant amount of us are on the Lions' side

WITHOUT weapons?

That's still like a hundred to one or even way worse. We can simply shove in (group reader doesn't like) until they are so full that they can't move any more and then pile on each individually and still have a few billion people preparing the lion BBQ for afterwards.

The numbers gap is ridiculously huge!

There is a game on Steam you may enjoy. The name eludes me this second, but you get to set a number of certain types of things to fight another of your choice. It has modding support and can be quite fun. I'll try to find the name and edit it here

Edit: Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2.

I didn't know they released a sequel. I don't have any knowledge on it, only the first, and it has been years since I played

Edit 2: Here is the original game. It looks like it has better reviews

Try wolves or jellyfish

I think you are either overestimating the number of lions or underestimating thr number of the other things. It is to some degree a pure numbers game and there are just not a lot of lions comparatively.

I'm gonna go with bees. They're just too small for lions to effectively fight them.

I'm guessing the same goes for bees. Those stings are bad.

I wanna know Gators and or crocodiles vs lions.

Oh my God I forgot bees sting

I was thinking they would swarm them a few at a time and do the vibrate-cook thing they do to predators

Bible's already covered this and the bees won.

Judges 14:8 (KJV)

8 And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion.

In other news, I can't believe I pulled that out of my ass. No idea what this bit of the Samson story is about.

Those were Vulture Bees and have no sting so it wasn't the swarm that killed the lion. Their nests are gnarly too.

But to be clear, if every lion fought every been, I'm pretty sure the bees win 100%. There aren't that many lions out there.

I'm trying to imagine how were going to get lions and bees to compete. I think all the lions want all the bees because they polinate the vert that their snacks eat.

And the lions regulate the animals that eat the plants the bees depend on.

It's all good between lions and bees.