Please make sure to check the expiration date on your toilet paper

over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 265 points –

Sorry for poor contrast, it was actually worse with the flash on. Look inside the roll, zoom in if necessary.

Ours apparently expired in July of 1823 πŸ˜‚

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That's just a "best by" date. You can still eat it, though it might taste a bit stale.

Yeah, its just common sense to smell if your toilet paper is poopy before you eat it.

when it starts to go I like to make a nice bread out of it, brings that flavour back.

Shitpost ideed.

udeed?

Indeed ideed.

When the mice eat it, you gotta change the roll out for a new one. That's my policy. Also, the cardboard hurts; don't use it.

You just use it wrong. You have to insert the cardboard pipe as a sphincter implant until new toilet paper arrives.

The shells don't expire. Suck it, tp.

Meanwhile, some Wilkinson exec from the future: what if there was a fourth shell?

Just be careful to keep it dry. IIRC there is a fungus that grows on toilet paper in Arizona that will infect you.

Oof, fair enough. πŸ‘

Yeah, here in Mississippi it often gets rather humid, but we keep it pretty dry inside with the air conditioner.

Are you still in Arizona, Jimmy? You know Dad told you to get the duck out of there and let someone else use it.