Checkmate round-earthers

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Meanwhile, human feet.

Humans evolved to walk on Earth

Human feet curved

Round Earth confirmed

Checkmate, flat-earthers!

Typical flat-earth-denier with their circular logic.

Hold on!

Is this the reason why my cock is curved?!

The curvature of your dick is imperceptible (not because the earth is huge but because your cock is tiny)

The curvature has a significant and sweeping angle, but a radius of mere millimeters.

No, it's because your eyeball is curved which makes your cock look curved but it's actually perfectly straight.

Your shoes are like the top one only because you have small feet.

For whoever finds it offensive, it means compared to earth!

Our feet has arches to compensate for the earth's curvature. It's the global flat earth cabal together with big shoe to sell us the lie to fund big shoe.

Then how do you explain this? Checkmate, anyone who doesn't see the halo ๐Ÿ˜Ž

The world is concave. Even the "flat shoe" confirms it.

our feet are like that (or, they're supposed to be). and shoes are made of flexible material, precisely so that they will flex to the curvature of the earth.

Can someone do the math on what the circumference of the earth is?

I did some quick math and I found that it's at least 120 inches.

Interesting if true

Here's my methodology. I took my tape measure and laid it flat on the ground in a straight line. My tape measure only goes till 120 inches and it didn't go around the world. So I concluded that the Earth must be longer than that.

Lmk if you spot any errors in my calculations.