The logic is absolutely without flaw

JaymesRS@literature.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 734 points –
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I totally agree. corrolarily, I'm always thinking we should put the clouds under the rain, to use them as umbrellas, rather than over the rain because then the rain falls on us

And they should move all the deer crossing signs to different roads so the deer don't have to cross where they're so likely to get hit

i can’t believe no one else has thought of this, especially since we know how good clouds are at holding water

Exactly, they're sky sponges, we've mixed up where the rain and clouds go and now it's some odd tradition to walk around in water when the clouds are right there, RIGHT there.

Write your local congressman

Show them how useful clouds can be

Well fuck, Republicans are right, the Department of Education is a waste of money.

Why didn't they just put sun at night though?

They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

And from whom does the moon get its light? \s

It charges up during the day like one of those glow in the dark stickers, obviously.

Reeeeaaaalllly long USB plug. Duh

Hmm that can't be it. USB cables are only supposed to be like 3m long.

The moon's... further.

Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

The moon is a solar panel superstructure

source: trust me bro

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That's some real water is wet insight right there, 10/10

Ah Terry Pratchett. Mortimer was it, right? I have mostly read the French translations so I might be wrong here.