“Rumblr”

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 573 points –
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Violence with strangers? Fuck yeah!

Swear words!? Fuck no!

Americaaaaa. Guts exploding on tv: that's nice. A boob on tv: not even the elders themselves are ready for that level of porn.

Have you actually watched TV in America in the past decade? We take our violence with all the boobs we can get these days.

But beware the nipples.

Nah, beware of the penises. Plenty of nipples can be found, but full frontal male nudity? Sacrilege!

It's not even really a swear word. Slightly vulgar, maybe, but "pussy" isn't on the same level as "fuck" or "shit". It's not even the same level as "bitch" or "turd". Ironic...the site was built by pussies...

It's funny because Fuck is really the only word that has limits for censoring still in the USA. It's the one naughty word on radio they can't use.

N bombs? Other racist slurs? Shit, ass, pussy, cunt, all okay.

Not fuck though. Never fuck. Even YouTube is controlled by fuck.

Oh I didn't even see that someone had blurred "pussy", at least that could be explained by OP being a child and wanting to share this in the family group chat. I meant the fact that the original creator used "f*ck", like anyone who doesn't have to deal with broadcasting regulations would ever have a reason to pointlessly censor themselves.

Rating system be like: They got good right hook, 4/5 would fight again.

Seeing RumblrHER I can imagine what happens in RamblrGROUP.

Some background if anyone is interested.

TL;DR:

"the Rumblr app was too stupid to be true. It was a hoax created by a creative agency called von Hughes seeking to create a little Internet buzz."

Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

Funny enough, there have been a few attempts to create this for combat sports sparring and competitions, and every time, it gets immediately shut down due to liability. No gym would want to host a bunch of unvetted randoms and take liability for what they choose to do to each other, and few people were up for app-based competitions.

With a couple of tweaks you got yourself the Zoomer app edition of Mortal Combat.

Mortal Combat

That looks so wrong...

I don't think I've ever even seen it written that way