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That's what you get for typing 80085 😤

80085

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When I double check 2*5 for the fifth time today

So, if you double checked 2*5 five times, how many times did you check total?

2*5*5 = 255 times

So close, but the answer's actually 11:

Checked five times (5) * double checked (2) = 10

Plus one more for that last 5*2 is 11. Or 12 if you double checked that one too.

My boy actually succeeded in dividing by zero and now they won't let him back on for fear of what he'll do next

never divide by zero. you could get perma banned from your calculator.

Even more illegal:

  • Zero to the power of zero
  • Logarithm of any number to the base of zero
  • Zero-eth root of any number but one

This isn't an iPhone