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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 573 points –
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Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

It’s a custom order. Here’s also a screening process first. We only make them for the reich person.

For the smell person? πŸ‘€

Is it for your son Kyle? I believe he is this tall (raises outstretched right hand palm down)

oh ... you didn't hear me?

YOUR SON KYLE!!!? (raises outstretched right hand palm down)

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That seems more like a question for sales. You'll get attention more quickly that way, too.

This made me think of a scenario: a countrymapper kid grows up and becomes a vlogger. Should Porsche have made tanks, they’d flex with a Porsche tank instead of a Porsche car.