What would you do if a wicked fairy's spell transformed you into a dog or a cat?

ani@endlesstalk.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 42 points –
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Judging from experience having had both cats and dogs? Lick my own butt. Probably spend a lot of time doing that.

I mean, there's a lot to process here. It would depend, do I keep my present knowledge and intellect? Do I keep the abilities of the cat or dog? What about knowledge like how to hunt or eat? Why was I changed? What's the environment? Etc.

Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it's winter then I'll go find a nice warm house

Could my wife adopt me as their new dog or cat or am I ostensibly a stray?

Would I still have human intelligence? Because if so, we're fixing to make a whole lot of money, without a whole lot of downside.

I'd scream "oh no!" so the wicked fairy wouldn't figure out it's fun for me and change their mind, and then I'd just chill with my dog or cat life. If I could be taken care of by a trusted person or people, that would be great.

What's wicked about her? Sounds like a pretty good offer, either way.

Pick a nice family to live with, march into their house and have a happy life for the rest of my days as a spoiled pet.

My wife is half fucking snow white. I'll be fine as either, but I'd prefer cat. Me and the current cat need to have a cat talk.

If i get to keep my intellect and memories, i'd just try to find a good owner and then enjoy it

I was thinking the opposite. I wouldn't want memories of when I was human because I'll probably start to regret being a pet at some point.

Try to find a way back and as much about magic and the magical world as I can.

Just be happy as a dog or a cat, probably look for a happy place where I'll be taken care of.

Maybe even do tricks nobody expects with my intelligence that's slightly superior to that of a normal dog or cat.

Shit on the pavement

Or if a cat go round and shit all over my neighbour's garden, see how they like it 😈