Creamy centres

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 493 points –
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Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

δΉ‡γ„₯ is卂footγ„’γ„– - what?

Isn't it obvious?

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

Don't you even take the bones out?

If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.