Pick 3

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Legit I stay away from gambling for fear of this

That's the only one of these I've never dabbled with, I lose enough money bouncing between the other 6.

I’ve done pretty well replacing the gambling addiction I developed in high school with other vices!

Excuse me whole while I roll my seven sided dice to see which one we land on today

So. I actually rolled a d8 and subtracted one to end up on 3 for the title...

Great minds.

Wanna go out for coffee sometime?

I’m addicted to engineering and tinkering.

Exactly... I've got none of the ones listed, but if they would have had "project addiction," that would have been it.

alcohol addiction is a drug addiction

Yes,

for cultural and law reasons normies will beg to differ. let them beg.

wtf is a normie? why would you want them to beg? This all sounds weirdly hostile, is it like a red pill incel thing?

I am sorry about that, it is a just weird style of humour I tried to replicate, after having seen it otherwhere.

I meant Neurotypicals or something, dont know anymore.

Fair enough. Looking into it: it seems to come from 4chan. I don't remember seeing it before but I might have in a greentext or something hence associating it with that creepy culture.

I've got two of these and I need to stay clear of the rest because I don't like my odds.

Why only 3? Is 3 the magic number? More than exhausts and less than is not enough? Is 3 the balancing act that best brings stability? Maybe it's one for use, one for backup and one for backup backup.
Actually it doesn't even matter, going all in was the only choice all along.

I rolled a d8 and subtracted 1.

Not even a lie.

Gaming drugs and alcohol, I can't afford the others.

Amen, brother. I'm not sure I can even afford the alcohol. I'm going to try and make it gaming, drugs, and sex for 2024. If I can make it on the Steam sales and grow my own, I might make the budget. Pray for me.

I'll pray for you buddy, as I too need to get more drugs on a lets not get more drugs budget.

I’m never drinking, I’m never smoking/vaping, never doing coke, meth heroin, or drugs that can cause addiction