Motivational

Gnorv@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 476 points –
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If you understand this, you need to go to the emergency room right now.

I dunno what that is but it sounds like somewhere that emergencies happen so I'm not falling for it

I will do once I figure out where that smell is coming from.

  • The bond's Name. James Name.
  • Pleased to… what?
  • Bond Name's the james.
  • Are you alright?
  • Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance.

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to be dyslexic, reading this is a good simulator.

You say that, but as someone who is mildly dyslexic, I was able to problems read with this zero. It took me a minute to figure out why it looked "off".

Makes about as much sense as the average LinkedIn post.

Ok folks, let's take 5 for a high level deep dive and then we can touch base when we circle back

Anyone else smell toast?

Yeah... don't worry about it. Here, have another deep-fried salt-&-chocolate-covered stick 'o' butter, you know you want it... here, c'mon, take it. Take it!

I needed this right now. I will create happen, I will. Follow me to watch my path

Can you share on GitHub when you have a working build?

My friend, I think I know why you're unemployed.

I think you and I were at the same political rally recently!