Follow your heart, they said

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Wendigo
Mythical creature

Wendigo is a mythological creature or evil spirit originating from Algonquian folklore. The concept of the wendigo has been widely used in literature and other works of art, such as social commentary and horror fiction. The wendigo is often said to be a malevolent spirit, sometimes depicted as a creature with human-like characteristics, which possesses human beings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendigo

They're not exactly mythical. It's also a description of a type of psychosis that leads to cannibalism.

Seems skeptical, at best, if the psychosis is even real and not just a retroactive diagnosis based on third hand story telling.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendigo

Either way the mythical creature came first.

breed wendigos

Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.

"Sometimes dead is bettah."

how do i summion wengido

Here you go

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I'll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

There's already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who's appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.

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On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I'll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

Well that's no way to raise a loyal nightmare army

Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.

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To be honest, I really do wanna do this 🥺.

Just don't start dabbling in bomb-crafting and manifesto writing and you'll be sorted

Writing manifestos isn't illegal and neither is bomb crafting, as long as you do it in the privacy of your own home and don't mail them to other people.

Almost correct. Depends on the type.

Yeah, like I bet the nuclear type is not legal even in your own home 😂.

I guess I didn’t consider that.

Good luck getting your hands on enough enriched nuclear material though.

You could probably make it yourself 🤔... but you'd have to make a neutron gun first...

Nah, that's for the big city, who am I gonna scare with bombs in the middle of nowhere, lol.

Everyone hush.... we don't need a lucky 10,000 for this one.

Yeah... I don't live in the US 😂. I know the deal with you guys and the b word 😂.

Zero reason not to do this if that's what your heart is telling you. Just leave a note for your loved ones to find 10 years after you leave.

Okay, but I'd rather breed chupacabras. I do have a gift for making things suck, after all.