Hate it when that happens

alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 430 points –
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Happens a lot more when the search engine prioritizes SEO farms and random sponsored shit.

It’s the biggest reason why I use chat gpt. I could search across the web for all sorts of unrelated shit. Or I could get a chatbot to spit out a 90% correct answer and fix the last 10%

The majority of why people are finding LLMs useful is that they respond to questions without ad-ridden bullshit. Eventually someone will figure out how to riddle them with ads and they too will become useless.

Trust me they already know how to put ads in them, it's just too early for them to dare.

ChatGPT: „Sure, let me provide an answer to your problem with your database. This solution may require you to drink a refreshing ice cold coke while you type in the following request […]“

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The day ChatGPT tries to make me watch a video before giving me an answer is the day I burn this shit to the ground.

(Integrated) Copilot already does it. Me: "Question". Copilot: "Answer, and here's half a dozen ads for that thing".

Been starting to infect Reddit as well in the past couple of years, so the old trick of just adding Reddit to a query is no longer helpful.

God forbid I want to see normal peoples' opinions on what the best [blank] is.

Best blanks in 2024 - we rated all* the best blanks click here to read.

*The top ten available for affiliate links when we searched "blank" on Amazon.

At least those have narrowed it down. I want to punch someone when it's something like "best 47 blanks in 2024!". Dude, I can look at everything available on the market on my own. Stupid dumbasses.

"site:reddit.com" still gives me better answers than plain goolag...

Serious. Even in the last few months search engines have become total shit. I do a search I've done before, looking for a common issue, and the answer is gone to the aether. Both Bing and Google are absolute horse shit. Tried others and yielded the same results.

How to defrost Samsung refrigerator?

Results: 9000 ads for the refrigerator and not one user manual or specs page.

Nah. Someone answered the question 3 years ago on a random Discord channel.

And the channel has been archived and you have to beg, plead and pay for the role with access to the archived channels.

Most of the time there is a better solution and that's the reason my issue doesn't exist.

This was me today, I'm making a JRPG in GoDot. I made my pause menu today and I tried running it. It took me to my battle scene.. I then kept trying different things with no luck. I then tried running the game... My battle scene popped up! I was so confused, googled it with no solution. Them I started trouble shooting, deleting things til it worked... After that I got autoloader errors, so I removed it from the autoloader.... Somehow that fixed it.. I dont know how but cool.

Man, I've been working on a JRPG in Godot as well. I haven't encountered any problems like that but now I feel like I'm just waiting for it to happen

My best advice, have a copy of the project you work on. Then if it all works save it over the master copy. It's easy to break stuff.

I nowadays typically have three outcomes to similare situations:

  • I find my own question without solution from a while ago
  • I find my own comment or blog entry describing how to fix it
  • I find a friends comment or blog entry on how to fix it

Had this happen but I wasn't the only one; one lonely soul before me had the same issue and never got a solution. In the end it stayed unsolved and I just used a workaround.

I've had this happen too, except that one poor soul had one reply in the forum...it was OP saying "Nevermind, I fixed it"

But they didn't share the fix....

When you Google a problem and see 15 Reddit posts asking about the same problem and all the answers are "just Google it".

Or when you have a problem that seems adjacent to another problem that many people have, but their solution doesn't work for your niche case.

No, there's one other person, it was 14 years ago, and the only response was themselves saying "nvm, figured it out"

I had video of the computer registering a button press but Rocket League not registering the button press in game DM'd directly to a dev on Reddit after they asked. They couldn't replicate the problem and it was never fixed. Just, for some reason, every once in a while I try to jump and it doesn't jump even though using an overlay showing button inputs will register the button click.