Get paid up front or not at all with this guy. I dunno how anyone doesn't know this by now.
Trump defenders on Twitter noted the GOP frontrunner only said there’d be food for everyone at the restaurant — not that he was buying it.
Hah! These guys just can’t help tripping over their own shoelaces in a race to blow smoke up his ass.
This story seriously sums up both trump and his deplorable supporters so succinctly.
For a moment I thought I had stumbled on a Lemmy equivalent of r/nottheonion. This man is a cartoon.
I would honestly not be surprised if he'd forget to put on pants before a public outing. Or even better, if his suspenders suddenly give out with a cartoonish "Boiiing!"
My favorite story about Trump is how he refused to be put under for a colonoscopy because Pence would technically be president while he was under. That's one spiteful mother fucker.
This also means that when Biden had his colonoscopy in November of 2021, Kamala Harris officially became our first female President (for all of 45 minutes but still, technically true)
wtf why do people know when biden had a camera in his anus?
we installed a little bell by the entrance in 2017
If this man was the lead in a comedy movie, it'd be pretty funny.
Not paying bills is kind of his signature move.
Get paid up front or not at all with this guy. I dunno how anyone doesn't know this by now.
Hah! These guys just can’t help tripping over their own shoelaces in a race to blow smoke up his ass.
This story seriously sums up both trump and his deplorable supporters so succinctly.
For a moment I thought I had stumbled on a Lemmy equivalent of r/nottheonion. This man is a cartoon.
I would honestly not be surprised if he'd forget to put on pants before a public outing. Or even better, if his suspenders suddenly give out with a cartoonish "Boiiing!"
My favorite story about Trump is how he refused to be put under for a colonoscopy because Pence would technically be president while he was under. That's one spiteful mother fucker.
This also means that when Biden had his colonoscopy in November of 2021, Kamala Harris officially became our first female President (for all of 45 minutes but still, technically true)
wtf why do people know when biden had a camera in his anus?
we installed a little bell by the entrance in 2017
If this man was the lead in a comedy movie, it'd be pretty funny.
Hmm, maybe we could call it Home Alone 2024 - Lost in a New York Correctional Facility
The Four Seasons Landscaping press conference is the funniest thing to ever happen in politics.
This is him in a nutshell
What a continuing piece of shit
[scream] Drinks for everyone! [whispers] At the bar. [scream] Dont worry about the bill! [whisper] After you pay the bartender.
Quelle surprise.
That’s actually hilarious.
He was just trying to start a pay it forward chain.
Loooooooolllllll