Seems legitMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 278 points – 1 months ago24Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldIf it actually drives, I'd pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitpostsThat untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.Apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree horse. A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.Put it in H! What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.This is valid and I hate it. Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha's calculation (because I'm lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectaresProbably is more reliable and safer. Especially in the area of cutting fingers off.Oh no, you can't beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck. Kif: Ugh... a Sexbertruck.I think I'd rather own this than the real thing, dangerous glass and all.It has Xs in the name, must be the work of Musk.Never heard the phrase "X marks the spot"? It's called "predetermined breaking point".This guy knows his target audience, just like Elon...Fresh from the factoryYou mean FxctoryRemind me of the Hammerhead Eagle i-ThrustOr Geoff.Limited in every way possible. Sold!Seems legit? Seems?! Looks like the real deal you mean!Tired : Cybertruck Wired: MeatSpaceHatchback
If it actually drives, I'd pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitpostsThat untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.Apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree horse. A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.Apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree horse. A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.
Put it in H! What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.This is valid and I hate it. Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha's calculation (because I'm lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares
What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.This is valid and I hate it. Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha's calculation (because I'm lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares
This is valid and I hate it. Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha's calculation (because I'm lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares
Probably is more reliable and safer. Especially in the area of cutting fingers off.Oh no, you can't beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.
Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck. Kif: Ugh... a Sexbertruck.
It has Xs in the name, must be the work of Musk.Never heard the phrase "X marks the spot"? It's called "predetermined breaking point".
If it actually drives, I'd pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts
That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.
Put it in H!
What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.
This is valid and I hate it.
Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha's calculation (because I'm lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares
Probably is more reliable and safer. Especially in the area of cutting fingers off.
Oh no, you can't beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.
Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.
Kif: Ugh... a Sexbertruck.
I think I'd rather own this than the real thing, dangerous glass and all.
It has Xs in the name, must be the work of Musk.
Never heard the phrase "X marks the spot"? It's called "predetermined breaking point".
This guy knows his target audience, just like Elon...
Fresh from the factory
You mean Fxctory
Remind me of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust
Or Geoff.
Limited in every way possible. Sold!
Seems legit? Seems?! Looks like the real deal you mean!
Tired : Cybertruck
Wired: MeatSpaceHatchback