Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 194 points –
Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection
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I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.

His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"

"Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"

Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??

It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.

No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.

We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…

It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it

Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!

Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?

I can't see it. Is it a picture?

Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.

I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.

Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?

I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.

This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.