Joe Rogan finally has done something useful by pissing off stupid people.
– and splitting the vote. That’ll do.
Does anyone really take Rogan seriously enough to follow his endorsement? Enough people to make a dent?
4.8M views on a video posted 9 days ago. So, yeah – probably.
At one point the dude had 90,000,000 listeners. That's about 1/3rd of the country.
Granted, they're not all US based.
not all carbon based either.
Some of them are silicone based
*Silicon. Silicon is a crystal and silicone is a kind of rubber.
Heartbreaking. My silicone dildo gained sentience and now supports Trump 😔
It just wants to be fucked, so it makes sense.
"Silicone parts are made for toys!" - Sir Mix-a-lot, poet
Silicon. But Yeah, that's the joke.
Unless you are talking about sentient fake tits?
Sentient lip and ass injections too. All body dysmorphia matters.
Those semi-sentient molds...
These are the people that are deeply concerned about the sexuality of M&Ms, they take every-fucking-thing seriously
These are the people that are deeply concerned about the sexuality of M&Ms
That's...kinda weird.
Like, yeah, the green one is canonically trans. And sure, some people refer to their HRT as "Fem&M's", but most people don't obsess over it like they do.
Honestly, Joe Rogan can get people to believe some pretty weird stuff. For example, I believe the inside of his skull may just be packed with meat. Like, an actual pulsing node of meat. I know it sounds crazy, but if it were to be true for anyone it'd be him.
Joe Rogan P-zombie confirmed 😳
Imagine that, sentient meat. I wonder what would happen if you gave a Hickory Farms summer sausage some DMT. Can sausages do DMT? Jamie, pull that up.
unrelated, you should read the short story "they're made out of meat" by Terry Bisson.
it's about aliens trying to figure out humans.
Eh maybe. To many conservative men, he's savvy enough to make them feel edgy while still having ideas and thoughts that are mentally accessible to them. Basically, he's saying Trump is old news, and most people looking at Trump can see he is old news.
who paid him and how much to do it?
I wonder what finally pushed him to do this. Was it leaving a bear cub in Central Park that clinched it?
I dunno, he's probably mad he didn't eat it
To be fair, I’m sure a ton of stupid people were really happy about this as well.
He backpedaled so fast. Mr. Rogan also has to take testosterone.
Joe Rogan finally has done something useful by pissing off stupid people.
– and splitting the vote. That’ll do.
Does anyone really take Rogan seriously enough to follow his endorsement? Enough people to make a dent?
4.8M views on a video posted 9 days ago. So, yeah – probably.
At one point the dude had 90,000,000 listeners. That's about 1/3rd of the country.
Granted, they're not all US based.
not all carbon based either.
Some of them are silicone based
*Silicon. Silicon is a crystal and silicone is a kind of rubber.
Heartbreaking. My silicone dildo gained sentience and now supports Trump 😔
It just wants to be fucked, so it makes sense.
"Silicone parts are made for toys!" - Sir Mix-a-lot, poet
Silicon. But Yeah, that's the joke.
Unless you are talking about sentient fake tits?
Sentient lip and ass injections too. All body dysmorphia matters.
Those semi-sentient molds...
These are the people that are deeply concerned about the sexuality of M&Ms, they take every-fucking-thing seriously
That's...kinda weird.
Like, yeah, the green one is canonically trans. And sure, some people refer to their HRT as "Fem&M's", but most people don't obsess over it like they do.
Honestly, Joe Rogan can get people to believe some pretty weird stuff. For example, I believe the inside of his skull may just be packed with meat. Like, an actual pulsing node of meat. I know it sounds crazy, but if it were to be true for anyone it'd be him.
Joe Rogan P-zombie confirmed 😳
Imagine that, sentient meat. I wonder what would happen if you gave a Hickory Farms summer sausage some DMT. Can sausages do DMT? Jamie, pull that up.
unrelated, you should read the short story "they're made out of meat" by Terry Bisson.
it's about aliens trying to figure out humans.
Eh maybe. To many conservative men, he's savvy enough to make them feel edgy while still having ideas and thoughts that are mentally accessible to them. Basically, he's saying Trump is old news, and most people looking at Trump can see he is old news.
who paid him and how much to do it?
I wonder what finally pushed him to do this. Was it leaving a bear cub in Central Park that clinched it?
I dunno, he's probably mad he didn't eat it
To be fair, I’m sure a ton of stupid people were really happy about this as well.
He backpedaled so fast. Mr. Rogan also has to take testosterone.