Rule: Lemmy will upvote anything

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 659 points –
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I wasn't going to upvote, just out of spite. Hot dogs? No way. But then I saw that it was hot dogs in brine - you got me, you son of a bitch.

tinned hot dogs are the worst hotdogs they're like wallpaper paste jarred hot dogs are the far superior option even the ones in a plastic packet are better than tinned also they say hot dogs so it'll be that american rubbish bockwurst makes a far better hot dog that actually tastes like food

You're damn right I'll upvote the cheapest source of "meat" I could afford when I was at rock-bottom.

Literally 1 tin of these, tinned vegetables, tinned beans, tomato puree, a bunch of different spices, and served with either pasta or with rice in a pitta bread.

Maybe some stolen sauces from McDonald's for dipping.

And for dessert, a hand rolled cigarette with used filters and second hand tobacco because this is the only hot meal for the day and life fucking sucked.

upped for stolen sauces. rice and stolen taco bell packets kept me from starving back when 17 and kicked out of the house for the 2nd time.

Dude Iโ€™ve never met someone else who rolled up second hand cigs. My situation when I was doing it was similar to yours, except my friend and I had become rather efficient at stuffing food down our pants at the local Kroger, so we usually had one good meal a day, and then a half cup of rice each for the rest of the day.

Iโ€™m glad to hear youโ€™re doing better, that was a rough life and not one I would wish on anyone, even my enemies.

Hot dogs in a can? That's disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.

I wouldnโ€™t even consider upvoting fewer than 6 hot dogs but you got me here.

Hot dogs from a jar? How could I not?

Sir, thatโ€™s a can.

No, that's ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐•ฌ๐–˜๐–๐–‡๐–—๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—

Why buy these over the vastly superior vienna sausages, though? (They're European!)

Just like back when all you had to do to get upvotes in the DayZ sub was to post cans of beans.

Takes 5 minutes to cook them, why would I get them canned?

Don't hate, I'm sure they're better than some of the shit my kids have had to eat.