Just $99?gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 432 points – 6 days ago28Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld4th sign fell down. It probably said ROOM TODAYCarpet for your only whole $99 room onlyIsn't this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a "W". Not confusing in the slightest, really.Isn’t that just a merkin?Nah, a Merkin is for the front. This is a behymenW-hole.I think they a wordThe fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.thank you. I was going madThat works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$" Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".1 more...accidentally1 more...Carpet my hole?Though you’d never ask.checks holesMissing the word "room" or "house"No, that can’t be it.What could it be? Such an enigma.Nope it has an extra 'w'Carpet your hole!No safety smoking firstCarpet for your only whole $99.How many holes do you have?$99 for your only carpet wholeCarpet your for only $0.99 wholeMerkin. Haven't priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin? My fellow merkins?Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying "YES".!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyzMy guess would be "YOUR WHOLE CARPET FOR ONLY 99$"
Isn't this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a "W". Not confusing in the slightest, really.Isn’t that just a merkin?Nah, a Merkin is for the front. This is a behymenW-hole.
I think they a wordThe fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.thank you. I was going madThat works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$" Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".1 more...accidentally1 more...
The fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.thank you. I was going madThat works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$" Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".1 more...
That works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$" Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".
Missing the word "room" or "house"No, that can’t be it.What could it be? Such an enigma.Nope it has an extra 'w'
4th sign fell down. It probably said
ROOM
TODAY
Carpet for your only whole $99 room only
Isn't this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a "W". Not confusing in the slightest, really.
Isn’t that just a merkin?
Nah, a Merkin is for the front.
This is a behymen
W-hole.
I think they a word
The fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.
thank you.
I was going mad
That works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$"
Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".
accidentally
Carpet my hole?
Though you’d never ask.
checks holes
Missing the word "room" or "house"
No, that can’t be it.
What could it be? Such an enigma.
Nope it has an extra 'w'
Carpet your hole!
No safety smoking first
Carpet for your only whole $99.
How many holes do you have?
$99 for your only carpet
wholeCarpet your for only $0.99 whole
Merkin.
Haven't priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin?
My fellow merkins?
Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying "YES".
!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
My guess would be "YOUR WHOLE CARPET FOR ONLY 99$"