week 2: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 92 points –
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Two new squares appear. H9 and A0. Each contains a portal to the other.

Against all probability a sperm whale is called into existence along side a bowl of petunias several miles above the surface of the chess board.

The white pieces permanently rename themselves into the black pieces.

The black pieces permanently rename themselves into the pink pieces.

They refuse any moves directed at their deadnames.

Run those rules sequentially, every piece is a pink piece.

Didn’t think of that, i had it the other way around originally and thought the flow was better this way,

The flow of anarchy surely is.

Each piece moves one square up, wrapping around to the start it they are at the end of the board.

Both kings get afflicted with explosive diarrhea

A giant takes a bite out of the chessboard

both kings enter a suicide pact and capture each other