In the Unknown Armies setting, McD's was infiltrated by a magick cabal called the Mak Attax, who "bless" burgers with random magick effects in order to trigger a slow broad awakening to magick in the general population.
The Tyranids have evolved.
Would you like to know more?
If you are recruiting for the Cult of the Four-Armed Emperor. I'm already a member.
Commence the McCleansing
And do it on the McDouble!
I don't think this plan works anymore with the prices the way they are now.
That why they have to harvest now, before everyone loses weight
this is when i stopped watching supernatural
Oh good. We can finally stop worrying about trump. Now there's a bigger clown to worry about.
It's hilarious and sad seeing people like you who think of him every second of your life and have to bring him up everywhere.
Why not just focus on the cows and chickens? You lose energy with every trophic level
Our fatty brains are a delicacy.
humans could be some rare delicacy for McSpiecies, like octopi are to us
Isn't that almost the plot of Kill la Kill, except with clothes?
Insane Clown Posse's next album.
Harlequin Invasion
That would explain why they choose the worse mascot ever
Worst? Allow me to introduce you to King Cake Baby
True that is way worst yet I never seen it before but I saw a lot more of ol' mcdonals
Ah that reminds me of Killer Klowns from Outer Space. A timeless classic.
https://youtu.be/ETiSMS4i1as?si=_RSEK2foB1RZKV9d
No wonder he was removed in recent years... they knew we were getting closer to discovering the secret.
The resemblance is Uncanny.
https://www.thingsinsquares.com/comics/im-lovin-it/
In the Unknown Armies setting, McD's was infiltrated by a magick cabal called the Mak Attax, who "bless" burgers with random magick effects in order to trigger a slow broad awakening to magick in the general population.
The Tyranids have evolved.
Would you like to know more?
If you are recruiting for the Cult of the Four-Armed Emperor. I'm already a member.
No talking, just get on with it.
Could be a definite incentive to shed pounds
Jollibee will save us all