Fear the meat

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 600 points –
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Finding a skeleton under your patio is scary. Now imagine finding the rest of the human without the skeleton.

This is what Arby's has been trying to tell us the whole time. We, all of us, have "The Meats". Woe be upon us.

The human body is a not-scary amalgamation of a trinity of horrors: the bones, the meat, and the skin. Take away any one or two, and you're left with nightmares.

Eat the meat. We never stop to think about the millions of yummy free meals we encounter all the time.😜

But what about spooky scary skeletons?

Makes the Arby's slogan sound somewhat sinister..

WE HAVE THE MEATS

Marrow isn't really meat. Its more like complex fat.