It's all Greek to me

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It's not because you're 50. It's because it is celebrity news.

Ah shit, is k-smog flipping grunts again? That is so not lit fam.

I'm 29 and only half of that sentence is readable to me

Oh god it's happening to me

I used to be with it until they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it anymore and what's it is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!

You used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, and you weren't with it anymore.

I'm about a half decade away from there and I agree. I personally absolutely refuse to stoop down to their level because I believe it's just really dumb.

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I both want to know what "flipping a grunt" means, and for it to be real slang.

Urban dictionary says "defecating on the ground in a public place".

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And I had an Onion on my belt because it was the style at the time.... IT WILL HAPPEN TO... whats itwhositBART?!

I looked up what baby gronk an livvy is supposed to be. Is that a 9 year old boy and an adult women?

I can make some sense of that. Zoosha is a young woman with orange-tanned skin and lip implants that look like a duck’s bill who’s essentially famous for wearing ugly, expensive clothes. K-Smog is a tattooed and soul-patched white guy never seen without a backwards baseball cap on his head, who either sings through Autotune or stars in action films.

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Put U.S. rappers into shock