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Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 344 points –
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Please stop confusing me.

It's simple:

You like girls. If you are a girl and have another girl, that's 2 girls. 2 girls > 1 girl.

As a CIS male this is a lie. We want robot bodies with glowy bits where our eyes should be.

Guys want to be either

  • Being a beautiful girl?
  • being a Voltron?

Checks out

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it made me realize how much I want to turn my torso and limbs into robot jaguars (lions are lame).

either

Haha yeah, who would even ask me to be a f-

I mean, I'd be a sick volbtron! With a mega sword or something.

Am I the egg? No, I am a cis straight male.

::: spoiler source meme template: The "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." meme :::

Man this sub makes me feel ancient. I need a traveler's guide.

The AJJ song I wanna be your dog 2 but interpreting dog as Dog from Half-Life 2 (or anything else a brain could maybe be plugged into).

Meaning: the schizoid urge to have the option to donate my head/brain to cryonics testing as I see no other way for someone to get me out of here (and if it doesn't work it'd still be worth the gamble).