Email Etiquette

balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 441 points –
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I doubt you're gonna keep your job with those tabs opened 🤨

Also 19k+ unread mail. Yikes!

Right?? Those are amateur numbers.

I deleted 36,000 after a coworker complained that I was way over the storage limit.

I'm still over the limit, I just don't care enough to delete 22k more

OP doesn't have the energy to deal with all of Ryan's bullshit emails

I like to go a step further and say "Per my email dated xx/xx/xxxx (attached)..."

Then attach a .eml file of referenced email. Yes, I'm that petty.

I will ignore Martin again, who cares if he implies that I'm an idiot, let him say whatever he wants to say while I keep on actively not engaging with him and his "I am the center of OUR universe" toxic tone.
So who's the real idiot now, bitch?

in all honesty though, regardless of what Martin did, I would probally ignore an email that started with giant cyan blue font as well lol

"Please review the attached guide, which can be conveniently found on our website." This translates to, "Stop wasting my time by asking me basic fucking questions that you could easily find the answers to on your own!"

Don’t forget to add some bullshit logos as attachments in your signature.

Oh shit, hurts when I catch that one. I try to be more diplomatic.

"Nah, same thing we were talking about last week. Nothing's really changed since then."