Gilbert's gripe

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 650 points –
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You're fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How'd you get to that point? You don't have a nickname? I don't care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.

Normalise following orders like a good sub.

Now imagine it's gilbert gottfried screeching 'say my name baby' at you

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

I am imagining Gilbert Godfrey saying this loudly and in the most annoying way possible as he climaxes.

Gill doesn't sound so bad.

just pretend you're French. "ah oui, baisse mon chat, Gilbert!"

“Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”

Yeah, uh... I can't read the "say my name" part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried's voice in my head. Is that normal?

Say my name mommy