He thought it was a sausage on a stick..

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I love how it just expands and expands so much you can't even tell what the look on his face is anymore.

When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.

What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.

This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.

But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.