Must be a pissing contest in there

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IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!

DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

Maybe someone had enough of the "people" who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

I don't have a dick so I don't have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don't want to chat with randos if we're not at a party or something, much less when I'm pissing.

Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it's someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

And sometimes it’s just weird people

I've had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it's weird behavior. Not sure what's wrong with these people.

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

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It's the 16th annual Larry Craig foot tapping invitational, hosted every year in a bathroom at MSP's Humphrey terminal

Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there