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I tried this and it doesn't work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I'm guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn't spend a bunch of money on shit.

Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

I'm not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20

Well, I've seen people sell farts in jars, so... at least this is real gold 🀷.

Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been

Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don't waste, recycle