Doctors don't want you to knowThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 807 points – 9 months ago18Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldYou'll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.I'm dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. π€·π»ββοΈBut is it alive with flavour?I thought smoking salmon smokes the salmon? Doesn't curing require salt? smoking salmon smokes the salmon Hmm, idk... seems like a bit of a stretch.Yeah, next they're gonna claim that cleaning it cleans it!I think you're right, but too lazy to confirm.Give me a sec, need to go light up some hickory. I need a breakTobacco smoked fish was a thingGross!Salt. Bacon. It's a conspiracy.Curing and smoking are differentOooh, Salmon is tasty too, alright you have convinced me. I will start smoking today! :-P ::: spoiler spoiler And see if it turns me into a Salmon, I guess? ::: This is too random to be funnyThis but unironicallyI wouldn't call it random. Smoked Salmon is a popular food.It's not random at all, it makes perfect sense. It's alright to admit if you don't understand a joke, there will be people willing to explain it.
You'll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.I'm dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. π€·π»ββοΈBut is it alive with flavour?
I thought smoking salmon smokes the salmon? Doesn't curing require salt? smoking salmon smokes the salmon Hmm, idk... seems like a bit of a stretch.Yeah, next they're gonna claim that cleaning it cleans it!I think you're right, but too lazy to confirm.
smoking salmon smokes the salmon Hmm, idk... seems like a bit of a stretch.Yeah, next they're gonna claim that cleaning it cleans it!
Oooh, Salmon is tasty too, alright you have convinced me. I will start smoking today! :-P ::: spoiler spoiler And see if it turns me into a Salmon, I guess? :::
This is too random to be funnyThis but unironicallyI wouldn't call it random. Smoked Salmon is a popular food.It's not random at all, it makes perfect sense. It's alright to admit if you don't understand a joke, there will be people willing to explain it.
It's not random at all, it makes perfect sense. It's alright to admit if you don't understand a joke, there will be people willing to explain it.
You'll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.
I'm dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. π€·π»ββοΈ
But is it alive with flavour?
I thought smoking salmon smokes the salmon? Doesn't curing require salt?
Hmm, idk... seems like a bit of a stretch.
Yeah, next they're gonna claim that cleaning it cleans it!
I think you're right, but too lazy to confirm.
Give me a sec, need to go light up some hickory. I need a break
Tobacco smoked fish was a thing
Gross!
Salt. Bacon.
It's a conspiracy.
Curing and smoking are different
Oooh, Salmon is tasty too, alright you have convinced me. I will start smoking today! :-P
::: spoiler spoiler And see if it turns me into a Salmon, I guess? :::
This is too random to be funny
This but unironically
I wouldn't call it random. Smoked Salmon is a popular food.
It's not random at all, it makes perfect sense.
It's alright to admit if you don't understand a joke, there will be people willing to explain it.