Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 609 points –
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This is the notion of Heidegger's "thrownness", which I love as a philosophy concept for how straightforward it is. We all have this feeling that we were "thrown into" the world without choice and have to make the best of the situation we're born into.

I don't think it's just a feeling.

If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, then it is a duck.

-- JavaScript or sth

I do not agree with your sentiment, but I will fight to defend your right to jump in the creek and eat duck weed all day.

Will you fight me for bread?

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

They're terrible for us, don't give us bread.

Can ducks eat burritos? It would be a shame if they can't eat burritos.

Anything is better as the disgusting excuse for bread that subway serves.

THAT IS NOT BREAD. should be illegal in Europe...

Pretty much sums up why Hinduism was created. As a bonus, while waiting to become a duck you can pick a cool God-buddy that is half animal.

A goth duck.

I'll have you know I understood that reference.

Thank god somebody got it! I was dying out here.

I can't seem to find it anymore, but wasn't that meme just posted somewhere around here yesterday?

How is a duck like a doctor? They can both shove their bills up their ass. (!) Sorry that's a joke my dad used to say to his own doctor. Anyway -if you wanna be a duck , be a duck. But - be an educated duck and do the school thing anyway. I know that school isn't fun and games and, most of life isn't going to be fun and games.

But at least it does put you on a path toward a little better life, if you ask me. I wasn't fond of school until about high school, when for some reason I really took off and got into it, went on to college, then after getting my BA I went back to college for four years because I loved it.

So school isn't always a burden. It can be a very healthy thing if you approach it the right way.

not possible you have a human soul not a animal soul

speak for yourself, I've been shitting in my cat's litter box for years