play stupid games

kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 445 points –
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I'll be the first to mention "yeast infection" too. now you don't have to.

A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it's probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain't gonna fit in the donut

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don't ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

It's a play on the "she let me run hot wheels over them titties" meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner's body.

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days...

like 4 donuts

4??

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I'm in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn't use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

i never measured a donut but I would swear it's taller than that

Pretty sure I could fit like... Two... And I think I'm bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You'd need like, a 10 inch cock

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

Shit bro, you did the analysis... Can't argue with results like that

It's why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

I... would measure it, but I'm out of donuts. I'll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost