This is a nothing story. That's not brutal, it's not even mockery. It's a throwaway joke at a circlejerk dinner for politicos.
Article spends a paragraph recounting this BRUTAL TAKEDOWN, then 10 paragraphs recapping Boebert's recent history.
This is why I only read articles where the title mentions someone getting slammed
Well she was in public so there was a good chance of her getting slammed
Or at the very least manhandled.
I'm partial to titles where someone gets ripped.
I'll take "Ape tit" for $200
Kinky.
I find that unless someone was verbally DESTROYED there's really nothing there. /s
If there’s any jerking going on, Boebart will attend.
Trump's decision to run for president was in part inspired by a throwaway joke Obama made about him being a "birther"... Which when I think about it, is another huge red flag that American voters over looked.
Trump was the original birther, wasn't he?
No. He’s incapable of having original thoughts.
I believe he was the most prominent early adopter.
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"Lauren Boebert was SAVAGELY EVISCERATED in a Cage Match to the Death!"
Article: giggle tee hee nah j/k lol
I mean, it's Newsweek. What more was expected?
Lauren Bobert ran home that evening to brutally murder 24 kittens before going to sleep. That better for ya?
My guess is she'll resign from Congress soon to work full time on her campaign for Vice President.
Regardless of who is President, because that's how she thinks it works.
After Nixon lost the 1960 Presidential election he ran for California Senator. He lost and gave his famous 'you won't have Nixon to kick around anymore' speech. Then he went to work. For the next six years he did everything he could for any GOP candidate. Not just national races, but local ones too. When the 1968 race came around, the Party leadership was amazed at how strong the delegates were for Nixon. The 'offical' candidate couldn't compete with the will of the base.
"no blueprint for divorce" says woman caught giving an old-fashioned in the theater
If there's one thing they can't stand, it's a loser.
It's worse.
She fucked up one seat by getting Dems to vote. Now she's moving to another and the same thing will happen there.
Every race she runs in helps Dems in that race
You're right. It's worse than just being a loser, that is losing so hard you're making other people lose. She is astoundingly stupid and I wonder at what point, if ever, she will come to the realization that she was never a member of the club, just a lightning rod.
I mean…really? No bigger loser than little Donnie. Started off life with $43 mil from his daddy, squandered it all to go bankrupt 6 times. Cries constantly about any and everything - total loser. And they worship him like an orange god.
This is a nothing story. That's not brutal, it's not even mockery. It's a throwaway joke at a circlejerk dinner for politicos.
Article spends a paragraph recounting this BRUTAL TAKEDOWN, then 10 paragraphs recapping Boebert's recent history.
This is why I only read articles where the title mentions someone getting slammed
Well she was in public so there was a good chance of her getting slammed
Or at the very least manhandled.
I'm partial to titles where someone gets ripped.
I'll take "Ape tit" for $200
Kinky.
I find that unless someone was verbally DESTROYED there's really nothing there. /s
If there’s any jerking going on, Boebart will attend.
Trump's decision to run for president was in part inspired by a throwaway joke Obama made about him being a "birther"... Which when I think about it, is another huge red flag that American voters over looked.
Trump was the original birther, wasn't he?
No. He’s incapable of having original thoughts.
I believe he was the most prominent early adopter.
New to clickbait? There's 5 things you should know about it. Number 4 will SHOCK you!
"Lauren Boebert was SAVAGELY EVISCERATED in a Cage Match to the Death!"
Article: giggle tee hee nah j/k lol
I mean, it's Newsweek. What more was expected?
Lauren Bobert ran home that evening to brutally murder 24 kittens before going to sleep. That better for ya?
My guess is she'll resign from Congress soon to work full time on her campaign for Vice President.
Regardless of who is President, because that's how she thinks it works.
After Nixon lost the 1960 Presidential election he ran for California Senator. He lost and gave his famous 'you won't have Nixon to kick around anymore' speech. Then he went to work. For the next six years he did everything he could for any GOP candidate. Not just national races, but local ones too. When the 1968 race came around, the Party leadership was amazed at how strong the delegates were for Nixon. The 'offical' candidate couldn't compete with the will of the base.
"no blueprint for divorce" says woman caught giving an old-fashioned in the theater
If there's one thing they can't stand, it's a loser.
It's worse.
She fucked up one seat by getting Dems to vote. Now she's moving to another and the same thing will happen there.
Every race she runs in helps Dems in that race
You're right. It's worse than just being a loser, that is losing so hard you're making other people lose. She is astoundingly stupid and I wonder at what point, if ever, she will come to the realization that she was never a member of the club, just a lightning rod.
I mean…really? No bigger loser than little Donnie. Started off life with $43 mil from his daddy, squandered it all to go bankrupt 6 times. Cries constantly about any and everything - total loser. And they worship him like an orange god.
Newsweek is trash