Liquids rule

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Gotta add your potential explosive to the suicide of other potential explosives that the people were forced to stand next too!

And you gotta dump your potential explosives out right in the middle of everyone else bundled up close in the security checkpoint.

At the Las Vegas airport do they have a version of this where you can bet on the alcohol percentage of the mix?

Place bets with fellow travelers before tossing in a handful of mentos

Time to dump all but 3.4 Florida ounces of liquids into the bin

Man, I knew Florida was doing some crazy shit these days but I had no idea they had their own system of measurements now.

The standard measure for volume is 1 florida man, which can be divided into 3/4 of floridian pintos, which is then divided into 73/8 floridian ounces.

Is that safe?

Seems about the least safe way you could possibly do it tbh

You some kids or drunk people are going to bet each other to drink some.

Well I was going to wait to mix my binary explosive fluids until I got on the flight, but if they insist!

No because they put in all the liquids bigger than 100ml. They could be explosives…

Maybe there's a drain under there? I dunno, seems questionable