Don't tell me what to do!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 425 points –
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how else am I going to get all these rocks through those car windows?

Hmmmm... no signs saying you can't do some donuts with a rear wheel drive car in the rocky patch. That should break all the windows. It may also have the bonus of breaking nearby people too.

Replace the lawn mower blades with chisels and have at it.

damn dude I see your comments on 90% of the posts I come across, be It on early morning or late night

I'm genuinely curious, what do you do for a living?

Alternatively, replace all the rocks with flints and watch the world burn

I could never do this to my chisels. So much sharpening, so many bevels.

I just watched a Mythbusters episode about how wrong this could go. Don't try this at home!

This should be in everyone's front yard ;)

Xeriscaping is pretty cool in more arid places, but in more wet places those rocks would get covered in weeds super fast.