It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 153 points –

More of a sysadmin humor, but there's not really a community for that, and from what I've seen here, there's plenty of overlap.

Note: This is just a drill, but it did happen last weekend.

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"Well, see you Monday!"

(Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Where's a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?

Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?

In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it's networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol

Last time it was the data team.

"We'll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It'll be fine and no one will even notice ."

Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.

It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD

โ€œFind Nedry! Check the vending machines!โ€

This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts.

the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays โ€ฆ

One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again.

I was responsible for a 100k user outage around Christmas. It's the eggnog man it guides you.

Saving this one for next time I'm on call for weekend monitoring.

I dunno but it involves Gluttonous amounts of whip cream