Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you'll all love it.
Man, I hate shopping for myself...
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
a wife that don't cheat.
Nothing because he hasn't shown up for anything. He won't even show up to prove his own existence. He's an absent parent.
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther's 95 theses nailed on them.
Steak and a blowjob
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
Fleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
A bobblehead, probably
I'd probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say "ALL0FM3". I feel like he'd appreciate that.
A threesome, of course.
So, masturbation?
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
Super confusing question..
Don't think too hard on this one, Padre.
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he'll get the pun at some point.
I'd get Joseph a "The dad that stepped up" mug.
A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
No more nails construction adhesive..
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you'll all love it.
Man, I hate shopping for myself...
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
a wife that don't cheat.
Nothing because he hasn't shown up for anything. He won't even show up to prove his own existence. He's an absent parent.
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther's 95 theses nailed on them.
Steak and a blowjob
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
Fleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
A bobblehead, probably
I'd probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say "ALL0FM3". I feel like he'd appreciate that.
A threesome, of course.
So, masturbation?
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
A book on ethics
More saved souls. That's all He wants.