Lauren Boebert ditches the MAGA thing in Colorado

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Lauren Boebert ditches the MAGA thing in Colorado
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regardless of politics I think we can all agree that those are some ass ugly boots

The fake weathering is so poorly done. They look like wardrobe from some terrible B movie.

I misread boots as boobs, and spent at least half a minute staring at her chest trying to figure out what the “fake weathering” of her boobs even meant, before I scrolled far enough to see the hideous boots.

As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place, never mind those of such a horrible person.

As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place

No need to explain, sir. Staring at someone's boobs for five minutes straight to get in on the smack talk is one of the gayest things I've heard of. And I used to spread my butt cheeks for Playgirl magazine.

She's clearly not a huge fan of sunscreen (not getting skin cancer is too liberal, I guess), so give her another 10 years and there'll be some real weathering on her boobs.

Several of my gay friends still enjoy a good boob. I think it’s more of a “this thing gave me life” instinctual thing than a sexual thing but we can still agree 😀

They, like me, do not enjoy these particular boobs just to be clear.

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Worst part is that she's forcibly, visibly turning her feet to be sure you can see them. She's very proud of them.

I wish those boots were delivering the state of the union so that my dumbass friend and I could boo them

If you aren't Chris Evans, I agree.

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