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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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Fun fact: Horses can't vomit.

https://vetscope.vet/discussions/629

There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.

An equivalent to flying pigs?

That would be "Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)". It's a literal translation.

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

What are we looking at then?

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

How do you play a photo?

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

AI pic

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there's a horse in a convenience store.

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can't vomit. Which I just learned.

same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it's contents. Not sure though.

That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

What about giraffes?

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn't enough.