Taylor Swift or highschool crush?

wargreymon@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – -40 points –

You can choose one only.

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Neither

...why?

Because why wife is hotter than both and a better cook.

Hotter than Taylor Swift is impossible πŸ₯±

Celebrities gross me out, and my crush turned out to be an insufferable c***.

Jokes on you, I never had a highschool crush.

Also, while I did kinda like Taylor Swift's music (most of the time at least), I didn't like her enough to have her take over my thoughts 24/7.

So the answer is neither.

Jokes on you, I never had a highschool crush.

That one guy gets straight 'A's everytime, who actually pay attention to class while sitting next to the hot girl.

I'm not that guy. My grades were mostly 14 to 16/20s (which is probably B or C, idk your grading system, sorry).

Hell, I couldn't care less about school, I just wanted friends, even if it was a hot girl, but on the condition that we don't date. Can you tell I'm asexual?

is this like a joker dilemma where they're both dangling over vats of acid and i only have time to save one?

No acid, it is like you have a love arrow but only for one shot.

well, whether by bow or by vat of acid, i'd probably choose to spare my friend over some random celebrity. though i'd naturally rather not kill either of them.

He's my crush for a reason, he's the one guy to rule them all.

The benefits of Taylor Swift would just extend to music.

She has money, music, power, influence.. almost everything you could ask for

Edit: Am I missing something? Like big personalities?

If those are the qualities you seek in a partner, I am deeply sorry for you.

if you want to date people for their money and influence and not for who they are as a person, suffice it to say I don't expect your relationships to be particularly fulfilling. Or to last very long.

I doubt Taylor Swift would take kindly to being used.

I am unable to use her, bc she can make the bad guys good for a weekend πŸ’“

The demographic of Lemmy skews toward people who aren’t into celebrity worship, probably.